footy player with his face in it lol
how you accidently eat a WHOLE ass?!
Lmaoo
My favorite sport 🤗
How did this happen?
DWL
missing these guys and gals every day
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Anonymous asked:
Tummy pudge?!?! In what world does Jensen have tummy pudge?? What the actual fuck?!
ltleflrt answered:
Jensen has always had a little tummy pudge. It is very cute. A little pocket of soft over his abs. When he bulked up for SB, he ended up with hella defined shoulders, but he doesn’t have the rippling 6 pack you’d see an MCU actor sporting. That *healthy* layer of pudge is still there in his belly. And from the back you can see the hint of a love handle. It’s gorgeous.
I’m just glad that even tho he bulked up his muscles that he didn’t do the crash diet and dehydration routine to get rid of that softness.
“All right, anti-vaxxers. Let’s pretend you’re right. You’re not.
Pretending is not science” - Hannah Gadsby - Douglas (2020)
I love this woman.
Hannah Gadsby is the bomb
I don’t understand why the phrase “I hate kids“ is such a hot topic right now??? Regardless of their reason for saying so, that’s their business. As long as you can treat them with basic human respect when you do interact with them, I don’t see why it’s such a big deal that some people don’t like kids.
This aged horribly😭😭 some of y’all take that shit WAY TOO FAR and thats why people act scandalized whenever someone says that
Anonymous asked:
Damians take-to-the-grave secret is that he sucks his thumb when he’s really comfortable. Only Bruce knows because at night after everyone’s asleep, Damian ninjas into his room to sleep next to his daddy (cuz he’s still baby), but no living soul will ever know because he’s so dead set about his reputation .
incorrectbatfam answered:
Let’s be real, everyone knows and nobody says anything.
Sometimes if Bruce isn’t there, he’ll go to Alfred or his siblings.
the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself.
This is missing my favorite detail, namely that the evil wizard is named ‘Charles Le Sorcerer’.
CHUCK WIZARDS CURSE OF SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE
So we've learned from experience that a live action adaption of Avatar: The Last Airbender is a bad idea, but in case they decide to try it again I have exactly one idea that I actually care about.
I think that they should have relatively unknown actors play all the characters with the sole exception of the Ember Island Players. The Boy In The Iceberg should feature exclusively A-list actors.
Now Look Me In The Eyes Hollywood. Look me in the eyes and listen to me. If you do this, and you don't get Dwayne Johnson, literally The Rock, to play the Ember Island version of Toph, I'm going to burn down the golden globes. Idk how but I'll do it.
And that's literally all I care about, I won't be accepting criticism. Bye.