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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ltleflrt

Anonymous asked:

Tummy pudge?!?! In what world does Jensen have tummy pudge?? What the actual fuck?!

ltleflrt answered:

Jensen has always had a little tummy pudge. It is very cute. A little pocket of soft over his abs. When he bulked up for SB, he ended up with hella defined shoulders, but he doesn’t have the rippling 6 pack you’d see an MCU actor sporting. That *healthy* layer of pudge is still there in his belly. And from the back you can see the hint of a love handle. It’s gorgeous.

I’m just glad that even tho he bulked up his muscles that he didn’t do the crash diet and dehydration routine to get rid of that softness.

wrathful-banette
wrathful-banette

Link as as character is... so funny to me. He's the hero of legend. he's just a guy. he's literally a child. he's a tired adult. he helps people around hyrule with chores. he's a cryptid who hasn't had real human contact for months. He wields legendary weapons unlike anything the world has ever seen. He will kill you with a stick and two seeds. He can run for miles. he gets exhausted after 5 seconds of sprinting. He is bisexual. He is transmasc. he is transfem. he doesn't know what a gender is.

rockint765
skywitchmaja

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

blooming-conifers

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

bisexualbaker

Robert Wire/Barbara Wire OTP

jadziwine
blackqueerblog

This really a strong ass picture. Black women are super heroes!

leah-black

I remember getting ready to fight a teacher because he kicked out a single mother who’s babysitter fell through. The baby wasn’t even crying. I got his ass fired.

dillonstpepper

I remember my friend taking her exam while her water was breaking, because her professor wouldn’t allow her to take the exam at a later date.

supesean

you know, maybe we shouldnt glorify this shit and start working on making it so that women can have fucking kids and not get fucked over by the system.

curvella

i was gonna say….this made me kinda sad lmao she should be resting. this isn’t “strong” it’s a sign of a failed system

patron-saint-of-smart-asses

For anyone reading this: you have rights as a parenting/pregnant student under Title IX. You can reschedule in the event of a birth, among many other things. You can learn more at pregnantoncampus.org

the-lady-of-lothlorien

Reblogging for any of my followers that might need this

midnight-spectrum-again

What the fuck

kuwabaraisaman
guccixcucci

My mom taught me to exaggerate my pain so that doctors would take me seriously and all I'm saying is that it hasn't failed me yet

guccixcucci

Listen. If you're a Black Woman you absolutely should exaggerate your pain.

We're dying because these doctors refuse to take us seriously. If you feel like something is off exaggerate it until they test for it. We've gotta advocate for ourselves

sinfulnoodle

Seriously yall. Doctors would rather you be in pain than have to actually diagnose you. Some doctor stans gon be mad but damn if it took 10 years for them to successfully diagnose my mom after she was telling them textbook recounts of what she was experiencing and if it took 8 years for my aunt experiencing terrible indescribable pain in her stomach that they could have EASILY xrayed her for to which they actually did after literal fuckin years of her crying they found that the last operator on her left shit in her stomach. Then yes doctors don't fucking care aboht patients anymore. Its a money business and you're a dollar sign to them. May be some legit ones out there but in my experience its been "you're fine, heres some shit that won't help." Because nothing fuckin changes.

guccixcucci

So many stories of people having to see 3,4 different doctors with the same symptoms just to get someone that'll run all the tests so they can get a diagnosis

afronerdism

I had all the classic symptoms of Multiple sclerosis 4 years ago. I mean textbook symptons. A disease which has no cure and which best hope is to get on treatment as soon as you see symptoms to delay or stop disease progression.

I went to my doctor after the er discharged me with “stress” and said “help my face is numb and I’m scared. He looked at me in my face and said “well what do you want me to do about it?” I had to beg to see a neurologist. The neurologist refused to let me speak and told me I was just stressed and refused to schedule me for an mri. Had she done that they would have found lesion on my brain.

4 years later I have now 2 lesions on my brain consistent with MS. I only found a doctor willing to take me seriously by happenstance after being hospitalized and refused a surgery that I would need anyway a few short months later. While on the hospital I was dismissed and refused pain medication unless I was literally screaming.

Fuck these doctors. Advocate for yourself hard.

cwicseolfor

“I want to copies of your documentation in my records of the symptoms I have reported and what actions were taken to respond to them.”

prismatic-bell

LISTEN ALL OF YOU BUT BLACK WOMEN ESPECIALLY


If a doctor refuses treatment or tests, say “I would like your refusal to treat documented in my chart.”


Then wait about 24 hours. (Partly for computer processing time, partly so if they think they’re being smart and saying yes but not actually doing it they’ll think they’re in the clear.)


Then call the doctor’s office AND SAY YOU WANT A COPY OF YOUR MEDICAL RECORDS.


If the refusal to treat isn’t in your records, you now have a malpractice suit.


Very, very few doctors are going to risk that possibility. They’ll bitch and moan when you ask for documentation, but they’ll run your tests.

As a comparison, by the way, here’s a doctor who had nothing to hide: my mom’s eye doctor when her eye started getting to the “It’s going to have to be physically removed” stage. He met us at the office at 9pm, long after close, with his date, to give my mom an injection to try to relieve the pressure in the eye. (Luckily said date also worked at the clinic and completely understood why he was doing this. He’s a great guy, he deserves a great lady.) I asked if he could note the exact time in her records, because the time needed between these injections was speeding up immensely. His reply:

“Actually that could give us an idea how fast this is progressing. Yes. What time is it? I’ll look up her earlier visit when I’m done.”


If your doctor isn’t that eager to make these notes, demand documentation and try to find a new doctor ASAP. It will save your life.

askaboutari
askaboutari

I don’t understand why the phrase “I hate kids“ is such a hot topic right now??? Regardless of their reason for saying so, that’s their business. As long as you can treat them with basic human respect when you do interact with them, I don’t see why it’s such a big deal that some people don’t like kids.

askaboutari

This aged horribly😭😭 some of y’all take that shit WAY TOO FAR and thats why people act scandalized whenever someone says that

incorrectbatfam

Anonymous asked:

Damians take-to-the-grave secret is that he sucks his thumb when he’s really comfortable. Only Bruce knows because at night after everyone’s asleep, Damian ninjas into his room to sleep next to his daddy (cuz he’s still baby), but no living soul will ever know because he’s so dead set about his reputation .

incorrectbatfam answered:

Let’s be real, everyone knows and nobody says anything.

Sometimes if Bruce isn’t there, he’ll go to Alfred or his siblings.

kuwabaraisaman
lesbianshepard

the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. 

firstborn-of-akatosh

This is missing my favorite detail, namely that the evil wizard is named ‘Charles Le Sorcerer’.

normal-horoscopes

CHUCK WIZARDS CURSE OF SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE

randomthingsthatilike1
sonic-zombie

So we've learned from experience that a live action adaption of Avatar: The Last Airbender is a bad idea, but in case they decide to try it again I have exactly one idea that I actually care about.

I think that they should have relatively unknown actors play all the characters with the sole exception of the Ember Island Players. The Boy In The Iceberg should feature exclusively A-list actors.

Now Look Me In The Eyes Hollywood. Look me in the eyes and listen to me. If you do this, and you don't get Dwayne Johnson, literally The Rock, to play the Ember Island version of Toph, I'm going to burn down the golden globes. Idk how but I'll do it.

And that's literally all I care about, I won't be accepting criticism. Bye.